It looks like a lot of us are going south to run the Painter's 1/2 marathon. Do you want me to post anything? Anyone? Anyone?
And here's a funny:
Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Monday, March 24, 2008
Wednesday's Run (3/26/08)
Soccer Park, 5:10 or 5:30
Joke:
A friend of mine runs marathons. He always talks about this "runner's high." But he has to go 26 miles for it. That's why I smoke and drink. I get the same feeling from a flight of stairs.
Joke:
A friend of mine runs marathons. He always talks about this "runner's high." But he has to go 26 miles for it. That's why I smoke and drink. I get the same feeling from a flight of stairs.
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Monday's Run (3/24/08)
Soccer park, 5:10 or 5:30
Exactly 4 weeks to go...
And a Joke:
A school teacher asked a student, "John, will you please conjugate the verb 'to go' for the class?" The kid began, "I go... um... you go... ehmm... he goes..." "How about a little faster?" asks the teacher. And the kid, "Sure! I run, you run, she runs..."
Exactly 4 weeks to go...
And a Joke:
A school teacher asked a student, "John, will you please conjugate the verb 'to go' for the class?" The kid began, "I go... um... you go... ehmm... he goes..." "How about a little faster?" asks the teacher. And the kid, "Sure! I run, you run, she runs..."
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Saturday (3/15/08) and a joke
Soccer Park, 5:45
21 miles, but if you want more (as in 23), post a comment to notify others who might also want 23.
Joke:
Michael Johnson, the Olympic gold medal runner, was on his way to a club with some friends. At the door, the bouncer turned to him and said: "Sorry, mate, you can't come in here — no denim." Michael was quite annoyed at this and retorted: "Don't you know who I am? I'm Michael Johnson." "Then it won't take you long to run home and change, will it?" replied the bouncer.
21 miles, but if you want more (as in 23), post a comment to notify others who might also want 23.
Joke:
Michael Johnson, the Olympic gold medal runner, was on his way to a club with some friends. At the door, the bouncer turned to him and said: "Sorry, mate, you can't come in here — no denim." Michael was quite annoyed at this and retorted: "Don't you know who I am? I'm Michael Johnson." "Then it won't take you long to run home and change, will it?" replied the bouncer.
Monday, March 10, 2008
Wednesday 3/12/08 and another joke
Soccer Park, 5:10 or 5:30
How many body builders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Six. One to screw it in and 5 to say "Dude. Yer Huge."
How many body builders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Six. One to screw it in and 5 to say "Dude. Yer Huge."
Sunday, March 9, 2008
Monday (3/10/08) and a Joke
Soccer Park, 5:10 or 5:30
Joke:
Last year I entered the New York City Marathon. The race started and immediately I was the last of the runners. It was embarrassing. The guy who was in front of me, second to last, was making fun of me. He said, "Hey buddy, how does it feel to be last?" I replied: "Do you want to know?" and I dropped out.
Joke:
Last year I entered the New York City Marathon. The race started and immediately I was the last of the runners. It was embarrassing. The guy who was in front of me, second to last, was making fun of me. He said, "Hey buddy, how does it feel to be last?" I replied: "Do you want to know?" and I dropped out.
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